Who reads the papers?

“The Daily Mirror” is read by the people who think they run the country.

“The Guardian” is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.

“The Times” is read by the people who actually do run the country.

“The Daily Mail” is read by the wives of the people who run the country.

“The Financial Times” is read by the people who own the country.

“The Morning Star” is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.

And “The Daily Telegraph” is read by the people who think it is.

“The Sun” is read by the poeple who don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.

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